The Church IS Funny, After All

Church bulletins provide a wonderful source of humor as the very human secretaries slip up in their typing…enjoy some today!
Don’t let worry kill you off- let the Church help.
For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
This evening at 7pm, there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the church. Please bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands!
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the church would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5pm. Prayer and medication to follow.
We all need a dose or two of these on a regular basis.
Bless you!